What would Jesus do?

So here I am, I'm trying to consider each situation and truly ask myself... What would Jesus Do?

The problem is, I just can't for the life of me figure out what Jesus would have done with my afternoon.

Today was a fine day.. everything was going rather well. Mr Banana Pants was napping, Ry was working on school work, so I decided to dye my hair.. or at least put some new red color in my hair. I had it all set, when Ry says that he hears that Harry is up. He runs upstairs to open the door for Harry... then I hear it.. the dreaded... MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Harry pooped! I knew it. Gosh darnit. So I run upstairs (with the red dye in m hair) and see that yes, of course, he pooped and rubbed it all over the floor, walls, and his pants are missing. I grabbed him, holding him of course away from my body, and put him in the bathtub. I turn around, and Ry has black marker all over his face...and I thought to myself... What would Jesus do..?


Really.. honestly.... what the heck would Jesus do in this situation, with His hair dye in his hair, the house smelling of poop, a kid in the shower and one with black marker all over his face?


Got any ideas? :)